hoo fuck the faceless and Dillinger tomorrow

bailey’s creamer is fuckin good actually i cant deny it
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

should be drankin dat coffee black anyways bruh
but bailey’s  creamer is so good

Anonymous:
Why no more dairy?!

I’ve never really been a big fan of it, and it just makes me feel gross. Like I haven’t drank real milk in like 15 years, and it makes me sick anyway. So no more dairy creamer in my coffee and no more baby bell cheese!

starting monday, no more dairy!

except to cook with ie butter, heavy cream.

claydols:

who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed

(Source: basedgosh, via deepsleepindeepsea)

“i mean i think if you use it every day it would have some adverse side effects… DEATH.” I lost it. I’m so done. This is gold.
hahahahaha ANESTHESIA!