ohhhhh my bones hurt so baddd, and I have a terrible sunburn and I never get sunburned, I’m dyin
The night owl speaks overhead:
The apocalypse(at least our apocalypse)will happen sooner than we think if we don’t read the journals our station has prepared for you all.
We call ourselves the “night owls”. We’ve roamed the earth for years and kept your world afloat.
We’ve made it so you stay comfortable in your precious homes.
While you sleep,we discuss. Discuss our future…your future.
WE ARE THE NEW GOVERNMENT
that’s terrible to say, she’s a successful and inspirational woman
And, is that not the most childish thing ever? good god. Like, there is absolutely no leverage here, you sound fucking dumb.